Here’s a question that keeps popping in my head randomly and then consumes more time than it should. “why are girls who wear multiple rings…on multiple fingers…on both hands, always impoverished hood rats?” Its never the well-to-do snobby cunts who do this. It is always […]
This week, Jeff and the 5hole discuss the new music that was released by King Diamond and Sepultura. Taint Smasher from Maximum Threshold Radio calls in and finally tells us the infamous Monkey Story. Socks “tryes” out for the National Spelling Bee…
Justin from “War Curse” makes his triumphant return and talks about anything and everything. Writing the new “War Curse” album. When it will come out. Touring with “Exhorder.” The taunting of “Sacred Reich.” The final leg of the “Slayer” farewell tour. The odd opening acts for that tour. Disc Golf. Sock’s revisionist account of WWII. The Great Lakes Sharks.
5hole tries out his brand new breathalyzer. Does he break records or does he just set a baseline for future shows?
Jeff and the 5hole start the show with a serious talk about ecosystems, until Socks throws all logic to the wind after a body, riddled with bullet holes washed onto the shore in Chicago. In true Socks fashion, he explains how the fatality was caused by a shark attack….In Chicago. Socks charming personality works on the PR department, until LSD leaves, then the real Socks reappears. The guys discuss the Top 30 thrash metal bands of all time (according to someone) and the mad stacks of scratch that these guys are pulling in. 5hole does some drunk amazon shopping. What did he buy?
The guys start of praising Exhorder again after the idiots are having conversations in the new studio about the possibility of being on the air. As is becomes apparent that 5hole isn’t playing around, a fifth of tequila is gone, Socks is picking random bottles of booze to feed 5hole, all while threatening to destroy 5hole’s youthful memories of better time by destroying his precious LEGO AT-AT. The usual random incomplete and incoherent thoughts arise during the blackout hour and 5holed praises the Taint Smasha and does his best impression.
In case you guys were not lucky enough to see Exhorder in Cincinnati on Sept. 20th, here is the video of that special night. Marzi Montazeri decided to give Vinnie La Bella a unique gift to celebrate the release of of Exhorder’s first release in 27 years, “Mourn the Southern Skies.” After a long and tedious search, Marzi was able to track down Vinnie’s son, who he hasn’t seen in over 20 years.
Watch as Father and Son get reunited on stage, and rock out together to “Hallowed Sound.”
Jeff and the 5hole are back after a successful trip to Cincinnati to spend the day with Exhorder as they released their first album in 27 years. They discuss 5hole’s glaring disregard for day drinking etiquette and how the blackout hour can come at any time. Meanwhile, the 5hole is swilling his tequila and is baited by constant banter of socks. In between watching the Pens game in the NEW studio, drinking and assaulting Socks, we call the lowest degenerate in all the land, Scumbag Steve, and try to collect on his debts.
March 15, 1992, New Orleans own Exhorder released their album, “The Law” , the follow up to that amazing album followed in 2019. What, 2019, is that right ? Has it really been 27 years since these pioneers have put out any new material ? Unfortuna…
Jeff and the 5hole return with technical difficulties again. Jeff berates the IT department and is paranoid about the ability to stay on air. 5hole keeps his cool by….surprise, drinking tequila. Before the blackout hour, which arrives 45 minutes early, 5hole brings up a horrific reminder of history and the cold bitch that is “Karma.” The high and mighty, all powerful, PR department sends 5hole some collegiate glamour shot. It’s all fuzzy after this as the blackout hour dominates once again.
We return after a few weeks of technical difficulties and start off with 5Hole taking us back in time to a marina, where he polished off a bottle of booze and drove kids around in golf carts. Fast forward to today, he returns to the same marina and smashes a bottle of tequila in record time, turning the evening into the black out hour…..4 and a half hours early. He tells stories of fishing charters that result i the boat returning to dock hours early after punting a milk jug, YES A FUCKING MILK JUG full of booze. We show the new Exhorder song some love, and look forward to seeing the boys September 20 in Cincinnati.
DO NOT TRUST THE ASIANS!!! It’s on! They have started! 1:37 am. The 5hole is tucked away all nice in his bed. Dreaming about a field of huge pimples that I’m just popping with a sword. Chirp Chirp Chirp. Rudely awakened. What the fuck […]
When you hate humanity as much as i do, your life consists of going to work and then heading home. In fact, i get anxiety being around the wretched scum of the earth. Fuck. Going to work and then going straight home? Sounds boring as […]